Friday funny

I used to do this way back when I worked... B.C. That's, before children. (uh... tell jokes that is....)

So, a guy comes home from work one evening and shows his wife his new tattoo.... A tattoo of a hundred dollar bill 'round his ... um, junk..... ;)

The wife rolls her eyes and says, "why'd you go have a hundred dollars tattooed there???"

The husband replies cooly, "because sometimes I like to watch my money grow."
"...and sometimes I like to play with my money."
"... and now, I figure when you get the urge to go shopping, you don't have to. You can stay home and blow a hundred dollars!"

=)
ahhahhhahahaha I liked that one!